1. |
It's Time to M-M-M-Mince
01:09
|
|||
Fuck the animation industry
Milking every drop of artists' ability
Profits for me, starvation wages for thee
Exploiting passionate freelancers who will never get a slice of the pie
It's just another fucked up expression of capitalism
|
||||
2. |
Isayama Is A Fascist Pig
00:54
|
|||
Your titans are cryptofascist blood libel
You claim the IJA occupation of Korea was good
The last arc of your manga was garbage
You're just another pig
|
||||
3. |
Rum Raisin Daisuki
01:53
|
|||
OOOGHHH
RUHHHHRRGHHRHKKK RUUGHAAAAUUUIII RAAAAGHHH
DZZRAAUGHHYAHRGHKRGHKU RRRUGHHKAAAUGH OOOGHHH
RUHHHHH DZRRRHKUGHUI RUGHKRKKAUUIIEEEE AAUGHHUUIIAAUGHHHGKKKRR
OWAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHRRRRRUOOOOOOORGGHHHHRRRRRKKRKR
UAAAAUHHAAAUGGHHAAAAA YAAAUGGHAAAAA
RAAAUGHHHIIIDZZURRRAAA
RRRUUUUUGHHHIIRRRHHKUUUOOOGHHIIRRUUUU RRRRUUUUGHHHKKKRRRRUUUUU
AAAUGURRHHRKUAAAHH
AUGHHRHKYAAAAHAAAA RRRUAAAHAURRAAAA AAAUGHGHHKRYKAHAAAKUUUUKUAAAAAAA
OOOGHHH
UUURRGHHHKGHAAAAAARGGGGKHHKHK
RRRRRRRRUUUUUUGHHKHKHHAAAAAUUHGKK AAARUURUGHKKK UUURGHKKHKKHHK RRAAAUGHHUKKYRKRYKYRKUUUURRRRGHHHHHK
OOOOORGHHHHHHRRRKYYKYYAAAAAAAAHHHKHK
UUEAAAHHH
UNNGH UUUNGH UUNNGH
OOOOOOOOOOURRRGGGHHH
|
||||
4. |
Moe: Again?
01:53
|
|||
Reincarnated as a vending machine
Reincarnated as a hot spring
Reincarnated as a 3LDK
Every new show only brings dismay
Every single setting stolen from Dragon Quest
The other world's the same as your favorite RPG, no stress
Titles that take longer to read aloud than this song
They've just been descriptions printed on the cover all along
Moe: nani?
Moe: it's what weebs crave
Give us more moe anime again
|
||||
5. |
||||
Viles fumes fucking up the convention center
Who the fuck is the stinky offender?
Up in the air! Is it a fart? A sewage line rupture?
No, it's the attendees
Just take a shower already
|
||||
6. |
||||
Nakama! It's a special word!
Nakama! It's more than just friends!
Your coworkers are your nakama
Your fishing bud is your nakama
Your sociology 101 team is your nakama
Your useless dodgetank is your nakama
|
||||
7. |
||||
Things are not closer than they appear
Perspective and physics have no power here
Limbs and proportions magically squish
Eyes set further apart than a fish
Loads of off-models in every scene
At least the cabbage was correctly drawn green
How much money did Bandai even spend on this?
|
||||
8. |
Moe Moe Kyun
01:12
|
|||
UGHHHH
OUUUUUUGHHHHH
RRRUUUUGHGHWWUUUUGHH RUGGGHHHHYYYYUUUUU
AAAAAYAAAAYAAAAA RRAAAAUUUGHAHAYAAAA
RRRRUUUUUGUHHYYYAAAAUAURRRGUUUUUGHHRHHRKHRRHKR
AUUUGUHHRHRRUGHURHRHUAUAAA
RUUUUUGHHHH UUEEEHGHHH EEEEEEEEEE
AAUUGHHHRHKKAAAUUAUAGGHAAAAAGH
YAAAARRRUUUUUGHGHHRHRUAAAARUGUUHGRKHKRKR
RUUUURUGHKHKKKHAKHHKAAUGHRHRGKAKHHHKHK
UUUUURGHGHHHKKHK
OOOUUUGHHHRUUGHHAUGRHKRHKGHKR YEAHHHHHHHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEE UURUGHHKHKRGHKK AUUUUGHH RUUUUUURGHHRKHKRKHGRUGH
RRHRHHHUUUGHKHRYAUGHKH RUUUUGHKKHRHAAAAAAAAUUYAHHHHH RUUH
RUH RAAAAAUAUGHKH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AUUUGHHHHKKHRRRURUUUUUGHKGHKGHK
RRAUUHGHURAHKUH RUUUUGHK AUUUUAGHK OOUGHHHHH RAAUGKHHHKHKUUUURGHKRKHK
|
||||
9. |
||||
Life isn't fate
There's no Avalon the Everdistant Utopia
So when the virus fucking kills you, you fucking die
Stop fucking around with your selfish shit
|
||||
10. |
Power Of Anime
00:51
|
|||
RRAAAAAAAAAHHHH RAAAAAHHHHUUURURURHHK RUUURAAAKUGHRKURUKGHK RUUHKGHKRAAAAAAUUUGHKKKAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHH
AAUUGHKRHUGRKHAKH AAUGHRHRKAKHAKURGHK RRUUUUUUGHDKDZKHHKDHUHKJR
OOH
RUUGHKRUUH
RUHRAUKGH
UUURRRRGHHKZKDHKDZ
URGRHEEEEEAUAUUUUGHHHKHZKHZDAUAUUU
AHGKZHZHKGHKZAUUUUUUEEEUUUGHHHH
UUUUUURGGGHGHHHHHKKKK
UUUURRRGHHHREEEGHKHHKHKHK
|
||||
11. |
Pathetic?
01:04
|
|||
Jerking it to hentai every night
Terabytes of gross shit ain't right
It's impossible to meet a 3D person
Trying just makes the anxiety worsen
Time to make an effort and change your laifu
It's pathetic to make a pillow your waifu
But at least 2D will never betray you
|
||||
12. |
Mincing Cabbages
01:29
|
|||
Cabbage season, it's time to make a buck
They're flying around but our tank's attack sucks
The crazy headed girl is charging her spell
This whole town is gonna become a fiery hell
Friendly fire total party kill
|
||||
13. |
||||
What's underneath someone's skirt
Is none of your fucking business
|
||||
14. |
||||
Hyperspeed manic pixie otaku dynamic entry
Instant sure-kill no jutsu
Tumbling about like a set of ten pins
Knocking over displays and stacks of comics
It ain't cute or funny
If I see a glomp flying my way I'm swinging the yaoi paddle at it
|
||||
15. |
Let's Keijo!!!!!!!!
01:30
|
|||
Keijo is good clean family fun
Let's watch Nozomi's ultimate butt cannon
Televised swimsuit wrestling for all ages
Taking place on slippery floating stages
What do you mean it's not for kids?
|
||||
16. |
Houkago Grind Time Cares
01:30
|
|||
New season is all shows full of tits and asses
The line between wholesome and hentai is not very massive
In fact it's basically non-existent
Anime is degenerate as shit, it don't give a fuck
Guro mindbreak you'll totally upchuck
Throw all the studios in the trash and let's only watch Kyoani moeblobs from now on
|
Houkago Grind Time California
NON STOP WEEB BLASTING
I WILL PLAY (ALMOST) ANYWHERE JUST DROP ME A LINE
Streaming and Download help
If you like Houkago Grind Time, you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp